I bought a fitbit today. I've been thinking about it a long time, and I finally decided to do it. So, now I've done it. I can be physically tracked by the evil computer overlords. I hear you going, "Yeah but Lydia you own a cell phone, the detestable binary tyrants already know what you do."
"Ha ha," I reply, "I'm such a flake, I forget my phone in the couch at least twice a week thus confounding the malignant digital demigods."
At this point the house is raided by several T-1000's and I must revert to my Sarah Conner-esque militia style survival techniques.
. . . this escalated really quickly. I should go now.
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