Advice to the Wayward Teen

If you are a teen you are probably going to experiment with lying. When you do this remember that your lie should be both possible and plausible. It helps if you lie to someone who would be less likely to know the truth like...say...a sub. But if you go that route, make sure that the sub in question isn't the parent of someone who 1. knows the truth, 2. is known for following up in the details, and 3. has no problem making sure your parents know what you did.

just saying.